|—||Mark Twain, Autobiography of Mark Twain (via girl-human)|
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My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
British humour = best humour.
Jesus died like once or twice for our sins or whatever, but Sean Bean dies in like every movie he’s ever in for our entertainment. What a guy.
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i fuckin love shitty rip-offs of toys because
look at these fuckers
and it’s not even limited to toys like
god i love these things
I ONLY POSTED THIS LAST NIGHT WHAT THE SHIT GUYS
How could you forget morgan freeman
Or the Sense of Right Alliance?
one of these things is not like the other