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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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mfnsasquatch:

Daddy. Lol

mfnsasquatch:

Daddy. Lol

Good morning. #dayoff #donttellmum

Good morning. #dayoff #donttellmum

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt


As if you’d willingly touch it. Fuck that.

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

As if you’d willingly touch it. Fuck that.

Someone’s had a long day of sleeping on my bed and staring out the window making weird noises at birds. #dogmeat #crazycatdude #ccltd #fatcat #lazycat #beard

Someone’s had a long day of sleeping on my bed and staring out the window making weird noises at birds. #dogmeat #crazycatdude #ccltd #fatcat #lazycat #beard

How did you meet your gf?
Anonymous

A jousting tournament at a medieval fair. She said she liked my chainmail, so naturally, I fell in love almost immediately.

Spot on.

Spot on.